Ninjak


1. already being a pro ninja, ninjak is one of the only few ninjas whom play video games. whether it be on xbox live or the pc, ninjak is there. sometimes you see him and sometimes you dont. if you met him before then you’ll realize why chuck norris is no longer a factor in danger. ninjak has the tendecy to expose himself too much, but few thinks its an open invite to a challenge. there are several impersonators of ninjak whom have made a bad example of him thus far. he may not be the best of the elite gamers but be glad he doesnt know where you live. despite the dangers of ninjak he is an all around great guy.

2. the art of masturbaiting in public without being spotted

3. an interwebs ninja
1. holy cr-p! i just nailed a headshot on ninjak!

-hiding under quilt- oh god why did i p-ss ninjak off!

i was questing with ninjak the other day on bladefist.

2. i dunno but for some reason i have this odd feeling that guy ninjak’d

3. that “ask a ninja” guy is basically another ninjak

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