ninjastic


ninja and fantastic put into one. being as fantastic as a ninja.
behold my kunai! i am ninjastic!
using acts or carrying out a lifestyle that someone may say is “ninja” (being super sneaky, cat like reflexes,etc.) this term can be -ssociated with everything ryan weiskopf does and says.
joe-hey man, today i was thrown into oncoming traffic, but i dodged every single car.
jerry-dude. thats pretty ninjastic.
joe-i know, right?
jerry-wanna go watch date my mom?
joe-yes.
the verb for being ninja like. usually used to describe someone who is amazing at stealth and/or uses obnoxious ninja sound effects in their day to day activities, but makes it seem natural.
sarah: omigosh, did you see tom today during ultimate frisbee? that guy’s freaking amazing!

katie: -nods- he’s so ninjastic!

ashley: -pulls out a pencil- shing! -starts to draw- whoosh, whoosh whoosh…

travis: ashley’s so ninjastic when she’s drawing…
(1) adj. hybrid of ninja and fantastic. describes one who is fantastic and a ninja at the same time. (2) v. the display of certain skills or abilities which are esentially ‘ninja’ in every way imaginable (i.e. possessing high skill-level abilities that border on super-natural, being super sneaky, omnipresent, smarter than alabamians, perfecting the superpunch, agility, stealth, cat-like reflexes, etc.) commonly used to describe lu and her unmatched ninja skills; when performing an extreme act of ninja greatness amylu has been known to describe her mood as ninjastic.
lori: omg, wtf! did you see how awesome and s-xy it was when amy released the ninja cat on joe that night?

brook: heck yes i did, wow… amy is totally ninjastic!

joe: josh man, did you hear about amy spraying chanel in my beer for months?

josh: no i was busy being an -sshat, but that sounds pretty ninjastic of her…

lori: hey amy, you seem like you’re in a ninjarific mood as usual, you must have done something really awesome and ninja today?

amy: yeah, it’s not my fault i’m awesome, so i’m just feeling pretty ninjastic…
an oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux
man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot… i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic

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