Ninjavitus


a rare disease that gives you the skills of a level 8 ninja master.
ninjavitus symptoms may include friends and family dying from sudden and uncontrollable karate chops, and the urge to carry ninja stars.
the mysterious loss of a tooth or teeth.
i took a bite out of my sandwich and out came a tooth! d-mn you, ninja-vitus

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