Nintendo CPR
verb. – the act of furiously blowing into a nes, snes or n64 console or game cartridge in an effort remove dust and make the game start properly. can also be abreviated as ncpr (nintendo cardiopulmonary resuscitation).
dude 1: “oh no! super smash bros. doesn’t work any more!”
dude 2: “don’t worry – you can save it. just give it some nintendo cpr.”
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