Ninth Finger


ladies have eight fingers – not counting their thumbs – men meanwhile have nine!

unlike the others the ninth finger isn’t located on either hand but instead can be found on a region just south of the belly b-tton.

unlike the other fingers it is abnormal in size and appearance, there is no finger nail, and when correctly stimulated limited excretion of a white milky liquid may occur.

the existence of the ninth finger has stumped clueless female virgins for millennia!
put your pants back on boy! i don’t want to see your ninth finger.

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