nipliptical
a s-xual partner used as exercise equipment, specifically for aerobic, standing, rear-entry penetration. to qualify, the penetrator must manipulate his partner’s nipples.
co-worker: “bob, you’re looking fit.”
bob: “you bet! it’s amazing what 10 minutes a day on my nipliptical does for the glutes.”
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