nipple card


when an aging female pop singer flashes her breast during a live performance in a pathetic attempt to revive interest in her, um, sagging career.
i can’t believe madonna played the nipple card in istanbul. at age 53, doesn’t she realize that the bigger they come, the harder they fall? oofaa!

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