nipple shower


a shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. to wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.
bob-“dude this hotel sucks! i can’t fit in that shower.”
andy-“well if you weren’t so freaking tall you wouldn’t have a problem.”
bob- “i’m sick of staying in places with these nipple showers.”

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