Nipple text


the act of texting using only one’s nipples. nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.
girl: did you wish a headache on me because i wouldn’t bring you a latte?
boy: no, breast pain.

girl: it didn’t work, i’m still able to nipple text you.

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