Nipple to breast ratio
it is imperative when considering the perfect breast, to consider the nipple to breast ratio, or n.b.r, of course other factors must be considered, such as nipple colour differentiation to breast colour, nipple texture, nipple volume and nipple positioning, however n.b.r tops this list. if the nipple is burger like in size, even the most wonderful of br–sts can be ruined in an instant, if the nipple is tiny like a pea, the breast is compromised by having to compensate for lack of said nipple. if you find a woman with a apparent perfect n.b.r (a score out of 10) lock her down immediately, she is golden.
bloke 1: you should have seen the body on this girl i had intercourse with last night!
bloke 2: what was it like man? paint a picture?
bloke 1: just perfect man, hourgl-ss like, b–bs were great, -ss was fantastic, long pins, flat stomach the lot!! she was perfect.
bloke 2: what was the nipple to breast ratio like?
bloke 1: ahhh the nips were a tad to big actually.
bloke 2: get out of my life.
Read Also:
- Operation Ranch Hand
the military name for an operation in vietnam which sprayed over 19 million gallons of various herbicides in order to deny the enemy crops and cover. agent orange, the most notorious of the poisons was agent orange, which causes many different diseases because of its high levels of dioxin. operation ranch hand used c-123 aircraft […]
- Oprah Head
if you believe that the definition for oprah head refers to a woman that’s been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating b-tch oprah winfrey, you’d be correct, at least partially. there are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo’s that actually listen to this purveyor of bullsh-t and then blame their man that it’s all his […]
- optocotomist
a person who snorts c-m through their nostrils shea is the biggest optocotomist i know
- Space Giraffe
is an xbox 360 arcade game. it is great when you are high or tripping do to the insane colors in the background music. it makes your high much better dude, last night after i rolled a joint of blue berry kush, me and tyler played sp-ce giraffe and i almost sh-t myself.
- spastisism
a term used to define those that undertake spastic challenges eg pash odessy dude, don’t bother – she’s suffering from a hard case of spastisism! the thing that gets in the way of aly working out if she is spastic or not. aly: i’m a spastic i think