Nippletoast


a person who is slightly overweight and runs, causing their nipples to bounce up and down over and over. blinking while doing this will get them the t-tle blinker mcnips
1. jesus g-d, that kid is such a freakin’ nippletoast, he keeps running thinking he’s so hot, but his nipples are the size of large pepperoni.

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