nippopotamus
an extremely obese woman with nipples at least 12″ in diameter that are visible through her clothes.
“aw man, did you see our new subst-tute teacher? that chick needs to lay off the cheeseburgers and jog her -ss around the block a few times.”
“yeah, and wear a thicker shirt! you could totally see her nipples, they were like freakin’ deflated basketb-lls!”
“now that’s a nippopotamus right there.”
“h-ll yeah.”
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