nirmis


a nirmis is someone who is married to a fredson. they have 3 kids: nirson, frirmis and moist. a nirmis generally eats eggsh-lls and normally is afraid of bandanas (bandophobia). he/ she looks like courage the cowardly dog and has seven toes, which in between he/she keeps food which he/she would like to share with snoopy the cartoon dog. a nirmis makes shrines for snoopy the dog daily.
“ugh dont be such a nirmis…”

“get out of here you snoopy worshiping nirmis”
a nirmis an incredibly disturbing, self-confident, noobish, materialistic person who appears to be modest by appearance but secretly wants to be a wh-r-. when something doesn’t go right it is all facade as if it was meant to be and nirmises always lie about their s-xuality. they look up to all the wrong people and make up nirlfriends.
stfu u nirmis no one cares what u think, stop being a nerdy wh-r- and just stop pretending u have a girl/boyfriend.

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