Nissan GTR
worst enemy of rival car company porshe.
dissolves the saying “theres no replacement for displacement”.
a menace for police officers across the world to keep up with.
nissan gtr- muscle car enthusiasts walks to a 5 yr old kid at a car show trying to act all bad n sh-t, he says to the kid with an ice-cream in his hand “yoh theres no replacement for displacement sooonnn”, 5 yr old replies in kiddish manner “yes there is missta, itsa cawlled a nissaan g..t..r, wid around 473 horsepowa it can accelarate from 0-60 in jus 3.5 secands.being outsmarted by the kid and realising the truth about j-p imports the older man goes home p-ssin his sh-t stained panties.
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