nitpuff
when an elderly man has an orgasam but only a puff of dust comes out. usually resulting in but not guaranteed puff noise.
john, “grandpa, is the v–gr- working out?”
henry, “its working great but all i’m getting is nitpuffs.”
john, “i’m sorry to hear that.”
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