Niven
an eastern symbol for s-xual pleasures beyond that which a human can give…aka godly s-x.
“oh man i f-cked that chick last night, was so good, she prbbly prayed to lord niven to get it that good”
a mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).
“the plank of wood is niven feet long.”
a male specimen who struggles to stick with one girl, he insists on giving himself options and is generally regarded to have a good physique. however many girls see through the “niven cloud” and realise that niven is a total player and really only has one thing truthfully in mind, s-xual intercourse with as many females as possible in the shortest time possible.
person 1: g-d have you seen that guy?
person 2: yeh he’s such a niven
girl 1: h-ll i saw through him ages ago… it doesn’t last long
niven (noun) – a small excrement that floats; a small floater
he flushed the loo several times but a couple of stubborn nivens would not go down.
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