nixony
of or in the likeness of richard nixon, the 37th president of the united states. some women purport to be nixony in appearance upon waking up, as overnight fluid retention plagues them. some men dispute this -ssertion. these women have usually studied aesthetic theory for years, most of these men did not. aesthetic philosophy very tangentially relates to knowledge of the human form and face but stipulating to their having studied it lends these women ethos nonetheless. furthermore, such women are awarded points for intellectual sn-bbery, and ostentation suits them well. in summation verbose philosophy type women are very often correct, and nixony when they awake.
baby, you command such attention in the morning with your nixony gaze. i would never impeach you from being my f-ck buddy.
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