nmjm


an acronym for “nothing much, just masturbating”
sam: whatcha doin?
wes: nmjm

Read Also:

  • Chow Yung Fat

    1. to go home and gather a large amount of weapons and go to a public place that you are familiar with and kill a bunch of people. 2. to snap or loose control in a normally calm environment. dude, if my boss doesn’t leave me the f-ck alone imma go chow yung fat on […]

  • nmjcadhi

    nothin much just chillin…at da holidae inn!!! just like chingy and snoop aj: what up man j. lee: nmjcadhi aj: nice

  • Peekaboo Sleeve

    when your going down on a girl and you use your cheek as a sleeve for your tongue bro: hey i’m going to my gf’s house in a few minutes, but i don’t have any protection. any suggestions? dude: try using a peekaboo sleeve

  • Penazzle

    to decorate your c-ck with jewels, thus bedazzling your p-n-s. his c-ck it small but its penazzled so its worthy. when a men bedazzles his man region using any sparkly/bejeweled variety of body art. lady: “wow! what an amazingly shiny p-n-s!” man: “nice sparkle nuts, broseph!” penazzled man: “thanks, i went with a penazzle tonight.”

  • Penis propeller

    when a man proceeds to rotate his hips in a motion that will cause his p-n-s to spin in a motion imitating a plane’s propeller. performing the p-n-s propeller is more impressive the smaller your p-n-s is. it is impossible to do a p-n-s propeller while receiving oral s-x.


Disclaimer: nmjm definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.