no-brain moment
when one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
in the tough arms pub…
me:
thinks:
“wow this place reminds me of the sixties”…
says:
“hey guys – let’s finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!”
guys:
mirthful scorn and abuse
me:
thinks:
“f-ck. i just had a no-brain moment…”
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