No Chance Hooligan


a moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

this guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a no chance hooligan.
i went out on a few dates with georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real no chance hooligan!

my mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

how much chance does she have? none!

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