No Claims Boner
when you have a random erection for no apparent reason, therefore nothing in the vicinity can claim your b-n-r. often appears at the most unfortunate and awkward of times.
oisin: my job interview to become a pre school teacher didn’t go so well, and my no claims b-n-r didn’t help either!
jordon: i hope no one at the family reunion saw my no claims b-n-r…
shane: thankfully, after ten minutes my grandmother came in to the room and broke my no claims b-n-r
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