no count


a southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. similar to no dice.
when the p-wn shop looked at the vcr they said, “we will not take it because it is no count.”
a person who isn’t worth anything. useless, trash, etc.
that crissy is a no ‘count mother.
someone that is insignificant.

a person who chooses apathy.

a person who stands for nothing.

a couch potato.
that old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. he’s just another no-count.

my bro won’t get off the couch. he’s turned into a absolute no-count

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