No Fly Diaz


the name miguel angel diaz is on a no fly list across the usa. wider term applies to any dodgy looking latinos, the type that collect from sauce sachets from cafes, would deep fry oil and have at least one relative that will steal cutlery right off a restaurant table (via a direct sweep into her fake prada bag)
miguel: hey why dont you come salsa with me tonight?
amber: oh dude depends where
miguel: we can go to some cheapo colombian place
amber: nah forget it dude will be full of no fly diaz

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