No Hander
top definition
masturbating without using your hands.
oliver: hey braden guess what!
braden: what?
oliver: i just pulled a no hander!
braden: awwhh sh-t man tmi!!!
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when you have such a big d-ck that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. you have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude….but there are excetions)
-holy p–py-mc-p–p-p–p, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.
-omg that guy prob has such a big d-ck that he can do a no hander
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sometimes known as “look ma, no hands!”
the act of urinating without the use of hands as means of guidancing the stream of urine into the toilet.
-males only.
by the time i reached my teenage years, i was a master of the no hander.
sometimes i pull a no hander when i need to text (lol?)
the other day my no hander went wrong and i made a huge mess in my bathroom…
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