No head, no bed
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when your -sshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you’re just really tryna sleep. shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. and he gets the message.
filip: hey bro i hear kayla’s in your bed
woody:not gettin to far
filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
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