no-hoper


a person (usually over 18) who has no job, no money and no hope in life (hence the name). no-hopers live on the dole and usually drop out of school early. they do nothing but ride on their bikes or skateboards all day with other no-hopers. some may even cause trouble by vandalism, shoplifting, burglary, bashings etc.

most have been known to use drugs and drink and smoke constantly. most think that they’re “tough b-st-rds” and that they’re “cool”.

the average no-hoper usually wears “baggy” loose fitting jeans with chains hanging off and a t-shirt. some may even wear a baseball cap.

they are usually seen on their bikes, skateboards etc. they may also hang out in the streets late at night.

some however, may not cause any trouble; but really, who knows what they do when they’re left unseen!
no-hoper: do you wanna buy some drugs?
kid: sorry but i don’t do drugs!
no-hoper: buy ’em now or i’ll beat the sh-t out of you!

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