no jodas
spanish words meaning not to be played around with ; ” yea right ” ; dont f-ck around ; no hodas.
no jodas hijo de puta.
no jodas yo no amo esa mujer
no jodas.
“no joda” is a spanish slang (commonly used by puerto ricans, dominicans, etc.) depending on your tone, saying “no joda” can either mean “don’t mess with me” or if you say it with an att-tude it can mean “don’t f-ck with me”.
no joda con mi puta!
a popular yet vulgar colombian expression used to emphasize emotion, both positive & negative.
positive use: nojoda, estoy feliz!
negative use: nojoda vale, tu si que no vales verga!
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