no offence
an excuse to insult someone. anyone who uses this word is a tool.
“no offense, but you’re a f-cking ch-nk honky dyk- sk-nk t-rdburglar nancy.”
“none taken”
1. a phrase said in embarr-ssment after accidentally insulting someone.
2. a phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you’re about to say something offensive.
say “no offence, but…” –
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobsh-te you’re about to come out with.
a: “no offence, bu-”
b: “shut the f–k up you tool”
what one says after realising one has said a slightly racist, s-xist, h-m-phobic or other comment in front of a person of the supposedly offended social group. the person will typically reply with “none taken”
a: that n-gg-r’s an idiot!
b: -looks round-
a: no offence
b: none taken.
no offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. it removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.
tony: “no offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born.”
making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.
with saying no offence:
mike:hey bob
bob: what?
mike: no offence dude, but your mom is fat.
bob: oh its cool
without saying no offence:
mike: hey bob
bob:what?
mike:your mom is fat
bob: oh h-ll no, your -ss is gr-ss
said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.
your a d-ckhead, no offence
used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. no matter how rude you are about it.
“no offence obama but you are f-cking the country up.”
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