No one asked me
quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.
person 1~you knew bobby stole my car?
person 2~yeah.
person 1~why didn’t you tell me!? we’ve been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
person 2~no one asked me.
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