No Owner Boner
the phantom p-n-s of sorts. the sight, smell, or touch, of an owner-less erect p-n-s.
tyler – “i was dancing with a girl and turned around to feel a raging b-n-r poking me in the -ss.”
karl – “was it the girl’s?”
tyler – “it was a no owner b-n-r.”
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