No pants shuffle


upon realizing that the bathroom in which you have just taken a deuce is void of toilet paper (tp) one must then preform the no pants shuffle which is a sidestepping manuver with the pants around the ankles towards a source of tp intended to prevent dukie from toutching the undergarments or back of knees. this should preferable be a clandestine and undetectable opperation.
i had to do the no pants shuffle all the way down the hall when my mom caught me.

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