No Parking Zone


1) when a man is about to nail a woman -n-lly but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a b-tt-plug situated in the confines of her -n-l region. she is a no parking zone

2) a helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
1) john (in his head): “oh boy, i think i can sneak my johnson in her -ss tonight!” upon finding a b-tt-plug conveniently (for sarah) located in her sh-tter, he exclaims: “aww! this b-tch has a no parking zone!”

2) steven: o dude! i would love to stick my custard-launcher into her b-tt!
kareem: hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a “no parking zone” sign on her neck.
steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
kareem: that’s the spirit!

Read Also:

  • North Dakota Napalm

    an act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire. did you hear dave got north dakota napalmed?

  • Throw-around-able

    a term used to describe a person of pet-te stature. pertaining mostly to the persons ability to be lifted and thrown around during the act of s-x. “hey did you see that girl she was so throw-around-able.” or “wow she sure was throw-around-able.”

  • Throwing Elbows

    popping someone in the face with your high slung elbow, in order to cause serious disruption to some punks face. eg. “some ho came up to me and she was all like ‘ahhhh’ and i was all like ‘no way’, then that crazy b-tch started throwing elbows” eg. “ladies, move, gentleman, move, somebody ring the […]

  • power of friendship

    a conflictingly, unproven belief that all of life’s problems/obstacles can all be conquered/averted by simply believing in friendship, or the belief in others close to a particular individual or group of friends. a popular theme in both the official yu-gi-oh franchise and the abridged series created by littlekuriboh. téa gardner, who appears in both the […]

  • Prateen

    a person who falls in love rather fast. fails to get over his “infatuation”. also becomes a party p–per. dude i really hate your prateen att-tude; that girl is gonna turn him into a prateen.


Disclaimer: No Parking Zone definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.