No Shit
expression said to people who state the obvious.
no sh-t, captain obvious!
a witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. responding with “no sh-t” makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
dude 1 – “haha i’m such a sped!”
dude 2 – “no sh-t.”
-dude 1 tries to think of a comeback-
dude 1 – “…so, how ’bout them red sox?”
to affirm as in “no really?” but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
no sh-t, sherlock.
1. an expression used to state the obvious.
2. not owning or possesing something.
man: -cough -cough -cough
woman: sounds like you got a nasty cough!
man: yeah? no sh-t!
man 1: i need money!
man 2: i have no sh-t on me.
one of those miraculous phrases that makes the english language great. depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.
first case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with “sh-t” often raised slightly. = “you don’t say”
second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this f-cktard anymore
yeah no sh-t tell me something i don’t know.
obviously
stating the obvious
girl: we got our hair done!
other girl: no sh-t!
us army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-
a) are you giving me the facts?
b) i am telling you the absolute truth!
get your gear together, there’s been an attack on headquarters and we’re goin’ out to hunt charlie!
no sh-t?
no sh-t!
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