No Shoes


literal: not having any shoes
metaphorical: having no b-lls or guts to do something
guy 1: dude, eat this frog.
guy 2: no way man.
guy 1: do it! you won’t! no shoes!
a person(s) who drink beer with a wrench, think negative notch or positive notch should be standard pratice in junior high. also believes faithfully in no shoes or socks gives a better balance, when deciding which snail to put on.

see also: toon(er), tuner, pose(r), faster not furious, and turbo squeeze.
he is like no shoes.
it could be no shoes.
maybe no shoes uses boots.
perhaps no shoes would like some tea.
1)a well known toyota mr2 mechanic and engine management computer programmer that travels around the world unlocking the secrets of life, love, and turbocharged engines. drinks beer and does entertaining picture poses.

2) the act of performing a picture pose in which the poser spreads their feet shoulder width apart, squats, brings both hands above their head (making the shape of an “m”), and makes a silly face. usually occurs after the person has been drinking while working on a j-panese car.
“did you hear that no shoes just made 500 horsepower out of some rich kid’s car?”

“uh oh, cut john off from drinking anymore. he’s doing a no shoes again.

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