no shot


indicating that an action has no chance in happening whatsoever.
dude: when i grow up, i’m gonna be a successful millionaire.

other dude: no shot
a phrase used to preface possibly controversial statements or real talk that might seem disrespectful, but isn’t meant that way.
no shots my n-gg- but i don’t think you’re good enough to be on the chess team
never getting any p-ssy(box)! to be celebate for a long time! to never have nothing s-xual in your future but intensive self-satisfying m-st-rb-t–n!
josh, tim, or matt(yoder)have “no shot” when they meet a sk-nk or any female for that matter!

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