No-square sparer


someone (person a) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (person b) a square of toilet paper when person b has run out of toilet paper. no-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that person b could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.
person b: hey, person in the other stall, could i have a square of toilet paper?
person a: no, sorry.
person b: you don’t have any?
person a: i have some, i just don’t want to give any to you.
person b: please? just one?
person a: no.

person b: don’t be a no-square sparer…just give me one! how hard is it?
person a: –flushes and unlocks the stall–
person b: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) f–k you, man! i’ll remember this sh-t!

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