no stress disorder
nsd- no stress disorder: when someone has never done anything in the military and complains constantly because things aren’t comfortable enough for them. characterized by a lack of sense of urgency and generally being a little b-tch with no purpose. closely -ssociated with little b-tch syndrome (lbs) and carries many of the same properties. it is the opposite of ptsd- post traumatic stress. many people suffering from nsd will claim to have ptsd, but once the facts are sorted out, they really just want attention and free stuff. these people are generally, but not always, in the military. their “combat tours” are spent inside of large bases where they play video games, partic-p-te in “combat salsa”, eat at well supplied chow halls and talk to their relatives every day on computers. symptoms include the inability to actually work, lying about how they went out on patrols and filing paperwork for awards they don’t deserve.
“we went back to the fob the other day and we couldn’t find the supply guys we needed at their offices, so we showed up for combat salsa and found them. they were complaining how they got kicked off the internet after an hour talking to their wives. when we asked why they weren’t in the office, they said it was their day off. these motherf-ckers have nsd- no stress disorder. fobbit little b-tch syndrome
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