no way


impossible. i really can’t imagine how that could be true.
you woke up at 10? no way
when there is 0% chance that something has occured or will happen. also when one is so appalled by one’s statement that they have no response but the phrase itself. often said by high intellects and geniuses.
f-cking weinberg: yo steve, chip in an extra $2 for the bill.
steven: no way!
emphatically not.
person 1: hey, i’m gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a gl-ss bottomed boat from a pachyderm. you coming?

person 2: no way!
from the phrase no way meaning similar to woah to be used when the speaker is gobsmaked. answered with “way”
person 1: i got some new nike trainers today
person 2: noway
person 1: way
person 2: noway
person 1: way
expression used in mock-disbelief. synonym for:
wow! i don’t believe it! really?

generally meant as an expression of delight, but occasionally also used to express shock.

see also: no way
“you won? no ways! that’s fantastic!”

“she shot him? no ways, man, when? is he dead?”
adv. informal

in no way or degree; nowise.
“i don’t feel noways tired, i came too far from where i started from. n-body, told me that the road would be easy, but i don’t believe he brought me this far to leave me”

– hillary rodham clinton, march 2007, quoting rev. dr. james cleveland
a term made up by a person looking for attention and starting to turn into a nation-wide trend can be used for the sake of sarcasom and can be used as a comment to any statement and if you ask a question and they reply then you may also say the phrase but you will be looked upon as an -sshole.
1st person: i went to the store and picked up some oranges.

2nd person: no way!

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