Noah Matt
lack of a soft surface used for celebrating points in ultimate frisbee. see also tony grabbe
i was gonna do a running dive after i scored, but then i realized that there was no ah, matt near the end zone.
-ssistant manager of cub foods and former child star of tv show “warriors in the hall.”
this has been noah matt, signing off.
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