Noah Velez
a super s-xy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. noah jacob velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly pr) also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.
guy 1: drops a dudes mac.
guy 2: d-mn your such a noah velez sometimes!
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