noah yoshimoto



the one and only hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. he’s extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as “f*ck you, you skrub,” or “god f*cking d*mn it, i’m gonna go kms after this show. see you guys later.” he’s the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. he was very experimental, and tried to combine country, hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. he had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn’t gone through p*b*rty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.

his first alb*m, “asia boi” featuring the song “kim jong un our savior”. it didn’t do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as the weekly islands. the writer, lauren miyazaki, questioned yoshimoto’s thought process when he was writing the lyrics. she stated in her article, “i know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumb*ss ever listened to his own voice?”

yoshimoto’s career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. after that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. his fans were suspecting that yoshimoto was a spy from north korea, so he announced his retirement on april 13, 2016.

tl;dr noah yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
noah yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.

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