Noah’s Ark

when you preform s-x with two of every animal except unicorns.
i went to preform the noah’s ark but the zoo would not let me in.
taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host’s liquor cabinet so that they don’t notice any is missing. smells like death and tastes like it smells. generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.
“dude i thought you ran out of booze an hour a go.”
“no man, me and the boys pulled a noah’s ark.”
noah’s ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food restaurant has to offer.
16 yr old kid working the drive-thru: can i get you any sauce?

me: yeah i got a lot of nuggets in here so can i get a noah’s ark
a fat sl-t
“i call that girl noah’s ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2”
in the card game ‘phase 10’ noah’s ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.
i am dealt two 1’s, two 4’s, two 8’s, two 10’s, an 11 and a 12, so i b-tch thusly: “d-mnit, noah’s ark again!”
australian slang for shark
i saw a big noah’s ark at the beach the other day!
jon voight’s huge boat. mary steenburgen was the rudder sl-t
it rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard noah’s ark.