Nobaddy


the lowest form of human life possible.

as general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all n-baddies is that all of them fail to ‘do they own thang.’ this means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. they follow the rules set before them. n-baddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

he fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like ‘i wanna dress like james bond.’ and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sungl-sses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won’t help him at all if he were to get into a fight. and the n-baddy won’t be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. n-baddies…

the fundamental principle in distinguising a n-baddy is the ‘thang factor.’ is he/she doin’ his/her own thang? or just trying to do everybaddy elses? n-baddies are quite sleezy in this sense. the secondary principle would be realness. a n-baddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. if you don’t want to be a n-baddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: word is bond. there’s an element of reality that a n-baddy fails to see.

the origins of this term: a pure man by the name of dominik sikora once pointed out to me that i pr-nounced the word ‘n-body’ as ‘n-baddy.’ i had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
somebaddy: hey listen ya n-baddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

n-baddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

somebaddy: you datin’ any of ’em?

n-baddy: seeing how i had a party sat-rday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

n-baddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumb-ss

somebaddy: datin’ her?

n-baddy: im out peace

somebaddy: youre a n-baddy
the lowest form of human life possible.

as general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all n-baddies is that all of them fail to ‘do they own thang.’ this means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. they follow the rules set before them. n-baddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

he fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like ‘i wanna dress like james bond.’ and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sungl-sses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won’t help him at all if he were to get into a fight. and the n-baddy won’t be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. n-baddies…

the fundamental principle in distinguising a n-baddy is the ‘thang factor.’ is he/she doin’ his/her own thang? or just trying to do everybaddy elses? n-baddies are quite sleezy in this sense. the secondary principle would be realness. a n-baddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. if you don’t want to be a n-baddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: word is bond. there’s an element of reality that a n-baddy fails to see.

the origins of this term: a pure man by the name of dominik sikora once pointed out to me that i pr-nounced the word ‘n-body’ as ‘n-baddy.’ i had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.
authentic example of a somebaddy confronting a n-baddy:

somebaddy: hey listen ya n-baddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

n-baddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

somebaddy: you datin’ any of ’em?

n-baddy: seeing how i had a party sat-rday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

n-baddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumb-ss

somebaddy: datin’ her?

n-baddy: im out peace

somebaddy: youre a n-baddy

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