Nobe-scoped
pr-nounced: nohb-scohpt
the act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one cl-ss period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.
a corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm fps gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.
example 1).
person 1: what’d you get on the chemistry test?
person 2: a 36, i got n-be-scoped.
example 2).
teacher: alright, today we’re going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the papacy.
student 1 to student 2: you ready to get n-be-scoped?
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