nobuns amongus
‘no buns among us’… a strange affliction affecting those -ss-less souls who are nothing but hips and legs and no b-tt whatsoever. the opposite of ‘junk in the trunk’, this person no trunk to put any junk into.
steve: “hey bro, check out that girl over there, nice body!…”
mike: “she’s ok, but it looks like she’s suffering from a sickness though…”
steve: “what do you mean???”
mike: “she’s suffering from a bad case of ‘n-buns amongus’, she has no b-tt. come on bro you know i’m a b-tt fan…
steve: “from this angle, i see what you mean…”
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