nocturnal emission


while you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
man, i woke up to some unwanted sp-nk on my belly, man i hate nocturnal emissions…
the scientific term for a wet dream, ie: c-mming in your sleep.
after dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with c-m all over his underwear. just a nocturnal emission.
a french television program usually found playing after the sun sets.
john had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he -ssumed himself an expert when producing his own.

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