nocturnal enuresis
a urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.
dr: “sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis.”
mrs marillionfan: “is it serious?”
dr: “oh no, madam. it is very, very funny.
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