nocturnal omission


an act completely forgotten due to heavy drinking the night before.

see also: black out, drunk wound, drunklaid
dude 1: do you remember taking a dump in the fish tank at the party last night? that sh-t was hilarious.

dude 2: i did what? must have been a nocturnal omission.

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