nocturnalepsy


anyone who feels asleep around 9pm or earlier and wake up around 9am or earlier. people who fall into this category are 100% morning people.
the movie we plan on seeing will not start later than 5:00pm. this way i can be in bed by 9:00pm since i am wide awake no later than 9:00am. this is because i have a neurological disorder…nocturnalepsy.

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