Nodads


a very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
example a:

father: how about these trainers?

son: no dad i don’t want them.

example b:

“do you like my new hadidas trainers?”

“sorry mate, but those are f-cking nodads”
adj. pertaining to an item of clothing that is very naff, and provokes the response, “no, dad!” the implication is that only a dad would wear such a heinous crime against fashion, and that by doing so he would embarr-ss his children.
“dude, what were you thinking putting that on to take your girlfriend out. that’s a nodad shirt.”
any item of clothing your parents are forcing you to wear but you know looks outdated & ‘pants’
father ‘son, put your lederhosen on’
child ‘nodad’
a pair of shoes that an individual wears that are distasteful/unattractive/old.
young child exclaims ”no dad!!! please don’t make me wear them!”

peer – ”oh, i see you’ve got your nodads on.”

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